question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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