Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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