redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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