It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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