If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my sisters under your porch take her home
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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