Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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