I'm drive I can fine osifer
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
