Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
