I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
