Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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