Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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