The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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