There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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