you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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