I CAN MOONWALK!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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