when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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