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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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