Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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