Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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