if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i barfeds in our rink
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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