my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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