chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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