yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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