I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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