The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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