i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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