I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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