i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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