margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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