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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

  (870): View more from Arkansas

  what chic?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy

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• (310): View more from California

  I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.

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  Make one for john too.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  What happened to my knees?

  (1-919): View more from North Carolina

  You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  After tacos, we're chasing women.

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese..

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating

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