apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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