how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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