I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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