i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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