So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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