we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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