but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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