you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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