He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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