He told me they were just razor bumps!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
