idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
why do cheetos always look like penises
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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