My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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