sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We’re leaving where are you
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