Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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