So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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