its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
