ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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