Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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