I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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