I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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